So… I’m appreciating the non-vague nature of the Daily Prompt. Also, I’ve been scheming things for many days and not yet brought them into effect, but I blame sports for this.
Anyway. My biography, to be written by any author I choose? I like the fact that there are no stipulations as to what makes this mystery person an author. It also makes it difficult for me to choose, because I’d like it to be done by someone who knows me really well. At present there’s only a handful of people who know me well, and none of them yet know me better than I know myself.
Therefore, I am not choosing anyone at this point in time. Ask me in twenty years, when I intend to have more interesting stories to put to paper.